2020 NFL Week 13 Predictions

Chris Ransom Last Updated: December 5, 2020.

Cleveland Browns 8-3-0	Versus	Tennessee Titans 8-3-0

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Las Vegas Raiders 6-5-0	Versus	New York Jets 0-11-0

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Jacksonville Jaguars 1-10-0	Versus	Minnesota Vikings 5-6-0

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Cincinnati Bengals 2-8-1	Versus	Miami Dolphins 7-4-0

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Indianapolis Colts 7-4-0	Versus	Houston Texans 4-7-0

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Detroit Lions 4-7-0	Versus	Chicago Bears 5-6-0

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New Orleans Saints 9-2-0	Versus	Atlanta Falcons 7-4-0

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New York Giants 4-7-0	Versus	Seattle Seahawks 8-3-0

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Los Angeles Rams 7-4-0	Versus	Arizona Cardinals 6-5-0

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New England Patriots 5-6-0	Versus	Los Angeles Chargers 3-8-0

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   — Fake Bill Belichick (@BelichickMethod) November 28, 2020

4. I hate calling him out, but Byron Leftwich is an ass sandwich at offensive coordinator. He’s in over his head.

   — Fake Bill Belichick (@BelichickMethod) November 30, 2020

3. I actually, 100% believe NKeal Harry will be waived before the end of this season. He’s slowly sliding down the depth chart and when Edelman comes back it will be the nail in the coffin (barring other WR injuries).

   — Fake Bill Belichick (@BelichickMethod) November 30, 2020

2. Looking at NKeal Harry’s college tape, he’s the exact same guy. Slow footed, poor straight line speed, doesn’t catch with his hands when it goes near his body, doesn’t get any separation, is decent at the goal-line fade, but that’s his one asset (even though it’s average).

   — Fake Bill Belichick (@BelichickMethod) November 30, 2020

1. Tell the total pussies to man up, grab their nuts, turn their head left or right, cough, unclench their tiny nuts, slap themselves in the face, and find a mirror and say “I’m a pussy” 3 times in the dark so Bloody Mary will appear in vagina form to notify them that their a pussy. https://t.co/YyAkQGQcse

   — Fake Bill Belichick (@BelichickMethod) November 30, 2020

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Philadelphia Eagles 3-7-1	Versus	Green Bay Packers 8-3-0

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Bill Clinton's College Football Playoff Selection Special

1. Alabama Crimson Tide
   
   
   Alabama wants revenge on Clemson for what happened two years ago. Nick Saban is the biggest pimp in College Football once again now that Dabo Swinney lost to Notre Dame.
   
   
   




2. Notre Dame Fighting Irish
   
   
   Notre Dame is playing in the ACC Temporarily. Ian Book can learn a lot by facing good defenses in the ACC.
   
   
   




3. Ohio State Buckeyes
   
   
   With the Big 10 officially ending their strike. Ohio State is number two in the polls and no longer Kevin Warren's bitch as the Big 10 commissioner finally came to his senses.
   
   
   




4. Clemson Tigers
   
   
   Clemson has been to two championships with Trevor Lawrence. Trevor Lawrence missed the last two games with Covid-19. He should be back for Clemson as the Tigers hope to win out. Yahoo Man!
   
   
   

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Denver Broncos 4-7-0	Versus	Kansas City Chiefs 10-1-0

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1. Kerryon My Wayward Son 11-1
   
   
   Riley, the owner of RES Express rebranded his team as Kerryon My Wayward Son after replacing Anti-Bantle two years ago. This team started 1-0 last year too and was third behind H.B. Vinegar's Strokes and myself a year ago. This time they had 194.76 points thanks to having Russell Wilson and Aaron Rodgers at quarterback in a two quarterback league. Wilson and Rodgers were the top fantasy performers at quarterback in week 1. They beat Millenial Menace in week 2. They defeated my team in week 3 despite entering the week as underdogs. They defeated H.B. Vinegar's Strokes in week 4 and won two games that they were projected to lose. Kerryon My Wayward Son is 10-1 and has clinched a top 3 playoff spot. A win this week against Millenial Menace puts them in the top 2. Kerryon My Wayward Son and The Chosen Ones have clinched the top two seeds this year. Home field is up for grabs.
   
   
   





2. The Chosen Ones 10-2
   
   
   Our league commissioner lost Bantle Bowl I to Jimmy before winning Bantle Bowl II against Jimmy. He made it to Bantle Bowl IV two years ago and lost to Mitch. He made it to Bantle Bowl V where he lost to Mitch again before defeating him in this years season opener. Jason defeated my team in week 2 and H.B.'s Vinegar Strokes, who had the leagues best record a year ago. Jason defeated all three playoff teams from last year in the first three weeks and managed to get off to an 8-2 start. Jason swept my team which was injured to improve to 9-2 on the year. Jason improved to 10-2 and faces a 7-5 Team Mouserat who has the 4 seed at the moment.
   
   
   





3. H.B.'s Vinegar Strokes 7-5
   
   
   H.B.'s Vinegar Strokes began the year with 204.24 points putting up a clinic against the Avengers. Not even the Justice League could help Avengers deal with this team. Heath used a keeper on Alvin Kamara his signature player from last season before drafting DaVante Adams in the second round who had a mind boggling 41.6 fantasy points in week 1 before missing week 3 with an injury. H.B.'s Vinegar Strokes defeated Brees Nutz in week 2 to improve to 2-0. Heath is first in the league in scoring despite a 7-5 record.
   
   
   





4. Team Mouserat 7-5
   
   
   Mark got the 4 seed two years ago. Mark is now 6-5. He lost both of his top two draft choices Saquon Barkley and Odell Beckham Jr. to season ending injuries. This team managed to win without Barkley, but with Odell Beckham Jr. out for the year, it will be an uphill battle as this team got swept by Gangster Squad. Mark is projected to finish the year 6-8.
   
   
   

Previous Rank 6th





5. Gangster Squad 6-6
   
   
   I am 6-6 now after getting cockblocked by Brees Nutz and Derrick Henry. This team started 1-4 and won five in a row to get to 6-4 before losing to Jason again. Gangster Squad is projected to win the final two games with D'Andre Swift cleared to play even with Tom Brady on a bye week. Winning out should get Gangster Squad the 4 seed. It will be interesting to see what happens with the 3-6 teams that are still in contention.
   
   
   

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6. Car RamRod 6-6
   
   
   Andrew Kermish one of the co hosts from our podcast is 6-6. Kerm is doing better than the Dallas Cowboys who happen to be his favorite NFL team. Car RamRod handed Kerryon My Wayward Son their first loss of the year in week 8. He also handed me my first loss of the year back in week 1 and plays my team in week 14 in a game which could decide the final playoff spot in the BFFL for this season. Right now Car RamRod is projected to finish 7-7, but in the event where both my team and Car RamRod are 7-6 heading into week 14, the winner of that game would get the final playoff spot at 8-6.
   
   
   

Previous Rank 5th





7. Millenial Menace 4-8
   
   
   Barenaked Ladies needs to sue the owner of Millenial Menace for copyright infrindgement. Still this logo is less offensive than the Washington Redskins logo. Millenial Menace is ranked seventh in the league despite using copyright infrindgement on one of the best bands from the 90's with Barenaked Nadies who had hit songs like One Week and It's All Been Done from their Stunt album in 1998. This team could end up using keepers on quarterbacks Deshaun Watson in the second round and wide receiver Christian Kirk in the seventeenth round.
   
   
   





8. Avengers 3-9
   
   
   Avengers made Bantle Bowl III. They also draft well in 2020, but cut guys like Drew Lock, Justin Tucker, and Zach Ertz. Avengers can use a first round keeper on Patrick Mahomes, but with running back options like Derrick Henry, Christian McCaffrey, Alvin Kamara, and Dalvin Cook, I doubt they use a keeper on Mahomes in the first round. I'm guessing Avengers will either use a second round keeper on Chris Godwin or a fourth round keeper on Keenan Allen with their fourteenth round keeper on quarterback Justin Herbert.
   
   
   

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9. Brees Nutz 3-9
   
   
   Mitch Pabst owner of Brees Nutz became the first owner to three peat as Bantle Bowl Champion winning Bantle Bowl III, IV, and V. This 3-9 team is probably going to use a ninth round keeper on Jarvis Landry and a tenth round keeper on Baker Mayfield. They could also use a second round keeper on Julio Jones, a fourth round keeper on Todd Gurley if he re-signs with the Falcons, or a seventh round keeper on Tyler Boyd. Mitch has until the Summer to decide.
   
   
   

Previous Rank 9th




10. Taco Corp 3-9
    
    
    Taco Corp does not look like a playoff team on paper. Taco Corp had another bad draft, and I think their season is over. They are now tenth in the league standings. Taco Corp will probably use a second round keepr on Nick Chubb. The only other player worthy of a keeper on this god awful roster is James Conner who is worthy of a xith round pick.
    
    
    

Previous Rank 8th

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Washington Football Team 4-7-0	Versus	Pittsburgh Steelers 11-0-0

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Buffalo Bills 8-3-0	Versus	San Francisco 49ers 5-6-0

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Dallas Cowboys 3-8-0	Versus	Baltimore Ravens 6-5-0

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