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2020 NFL Week 13 Predictions
Chris Ransom Last Updated: December 1, 2020.
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Here is this weeks advice from Bill Lumbergh.
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So the Steelers prove they are an inept franchise. They have a terrible roster and will likely be trading away a top 5 pick to the Dolphins for a decent but not great corner. I’d hate to be that front office in the next 2 years. #kisstherings https://t.co/8SYwVWdc37
— Fake Bill Belichick (@CockyBelichick) September 17, 2019
Yep. When they finish the season 5-11 they’ll want that top 10 pick back. Fitzpatrick hasn’t been that good. Steelers having a hard time coming to terms with being in rebuild mode. They are not very good. #kisstherings https://t.co/To8AlmtDku
— Fake Bill Belichick (@CockyBelichick) September 17, 2019
Lmao. What has that brought to the Steelers? Devin Bush so far has been a complete and utter bust. People hyped him up like he was Ray Lewis in his prime. Steelers are desperate right now. Time to finally fire Tomlin. It’s 5 years too late. #kisstherings https://t.co/l6JeKTx4zv
— Fake Bill Belichick (@CockyBelichick) September 17, 2019
Only players potentially stopping us from 16-0 are Patrick Mahomes and Lamar Jackson. I envision one of both of them being placed on season ending IR before we play them. Particularly Lamar Jackson. #kisstherings
— Fake Bill Belichick (@CockyBelichick) September 17, 2019
Time to call Joe Thomas. #kisstherings https://t.co/BC3gMymoIF
— Fake Bill Belichick (@CockyBelichick) September 17, 2019
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Bill Clinton's College Football Playoff Selection Special
Clemson Tigers
- Clemson defeated Alabama once again in the Championship game thanks to the man with a mullet Trevor Lawrence. Hillary is crazy about is hair Yahoo man. Dabo Sweeney has surpassed Nick Saban as the biggest pimp in College Football
Alabama Crimson Tide
- Alabama wants revenge on Clemson. Nick Saban is the second biggest pimp in College Football.
Georgia
- Georgia has Jake Fromm and DeAndre Swift. This team will have one of the best offenses in the FBS. WOOF WOOF!
Oklahoma
- Lincoln Riley has coached two Heisman winning quarterbacks. He may have a third consecutive quarterback in Jalen Hurts a former prostitute of Nick Saban. Coach Riley is keeping his pimp hand strong at the quarterback position.
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Gangster Squad 4-0
- I ended up exceeding expectations in week 1 with a 207.74-148.06 win. Evan Engram was tight end one in Fantasy this week and I drafted him. I love this roster because I used keepers on Drew Brees and Matt Ryan in a two QB League. Also I got Tom Brady in the ninth round. I spent my first two draft picks on running backs with David Johnson and Dalvin Cook anchoring my backfield. My wide receivers consisted of Kenny Golladay, Larry Fitzgerald, and Jarvis Landry. I still put together a huge day in Fantasy even without A.J. Green or N'Keal Harry who are both on my bench at the moment due to injuries. I'm now the only 4-0 team in the league. Even though Kenny Golladay is on his bye week in week 5, I added Phillip Dorsett off the waiver wire to fill in for Golladay this week.
H.B.'s Vinegar Strokes 3-1
- H.B.'s Vinegar Strokes began the year with 183.20 points on Taco Corp. Heath has had strong starts in the past, but after looking over his roster he drafted Alvin Kamara, Carson Wentz, Keenan Allen, Julian Edelman, Dede westbrook, Aaron Jones who Heath used a keeper on, Zach Ertz, Dak Prescott as a second quarterback, and the Chargers defense. H.B.'s Vinegar Strokes finally suffered their first loss in week 4. This team looks like a contender based on how they've performed so far. They face Brees Nutz the third best team in the league this week in a huge game that will determine who improves to 4-1 and who drops to 3-2.
Brees Nutz 3-1
- Mitch Pabst owner of Brees Nutz became the first owner to repeat as Bantle Bowl Champion. Despite losing Alvin Kamara and Todd Gurley, this team still has a lot of talent. This team improved to 3-1 and is most certainly a contender to three peat.
The Chosen Ones 2-2
- Our league commissioner lost Bantle Bowl I to Jimmy before winning Bantle Bowl II against Jimmy. He made it to Bantle Bowl IV last year. This team is strong at quarterback, running back, and tight end. Jason has won two in a row since starting 0-2. I'm actually kind of scared that Bantle will exact his revenge on me in the playoffs again.
Kerryon My Wayward Son 2-2
- Riley, the owner of RES Express rebranded his team as Kerryon My Wayward Son after replacing Anti-Bantle a year ago. This team also drafted strong for the most part. Kerryon My Wayward Son lost to Car RamRod. That's why this team is not a contender. You have to admire their 2-2 start though.
Car RamRod 2-2
- Andrew Kermish one of the co hosts from our podcast is w-2. Kerm is just happy that the Alabama Crimson Tide are undefeated at the moment.
Avengers 2-2
- Avengers has a talented team. Avengers is now 2-2 though and Melvin Gordon's holdout is expected to end. All of the sudden, Avengers is now a potential dark horse.
Team Mouserat 1-3
- Mark got the 4 seed last year. He is actually favored to win over H.B.'s Vinegar Strokes despite the fact that H.B's Vinegar Strokes is 2-0. Mark no longer has Saquon Barkley so that tells me his team is done for this season. He also drafted Ben Roethlisberger so while he got his first win and is favored this week, I feel like he's too far behind in the standings to catch up. We'll see though, Mark is the only 1-3 owner I trust to come back from this pickle he got himself in.
Florida Disco Yetis 1-3
- Florida Disco Yeti's is the new team in the league and they are replacing Jimmy Dicken's Team which won Bantle Bowl 1. This team got off to a 1-0 start and deserves credit for that. This team is now 1-3, but is favored to defeat Brees Nutz this week.
Taco Corp 0-4
- Taco Corp does not look like a playoff team on paper. Taco Corp is the only winless team in the BFFL as I add this data to Taco Corp's Eskimo Brothers Database.
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Pompieni: Welcome to Monday Night Football. Bob Pompieni along with Mark Madden and Andrew Filiponi covering ESPN Monday Night Football on KDKA from San Francisco. Mark what are your thoughts on this game?
Madden: I found gold coins. Just like Super Mario.
Filiponi: A few years ago these teams had the top 2 picks in the 2017 NFL Draft. Now both teams have finally turned their franchises around.
Pompieni: It certainly appears that way Poni. Who do you like tonight Madden?
Madden: I'll take the 49ers and their gold coins. Cleveland got lucky last week.
Filiponi: I will take Baker Mayfield and the Browns. To lose. I am also picking the 49ers.
Pompieni: Tonights game is brought to you by the Levi's. You buy these pants with dollars. Not gold coins.
Madden: No tonights game is brought to you by the University of Michigan. The former 49ers head coach who got them to their last Super Bowl now coaches there.
Filiponi: Oh god yes.
Pompieni: Alright let's get set for kickoff. We'll be back with kickoff after we torture our audience with Levi's ads and irrelevant enrollment ads promoting the University of Michigan.
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