2016 NFL Big Brother Week 4 Eviction

Posted By: Chris Ransom on 10/3/2016

Julie Chen: Welcome to NFL Big Brother. My Name is Julie Chen and I'll be hosting NFL Big Brother where 32 NFL Teams compete against each other for the right to be HOH in order to play for the Big Brother Bowl. We have 27 teams remaining. Only one of the 0-3 teams lost in week 4. The Cleveland Browns are evicted from NFL Big Brother. Jacksonville and New Orleans got the wins to remain in this game and have bye weeks in week 5 allowing them another week to stay in the game. One more team will join the Browns later tonight.

Josh Gordon: I guess the Cleveland Browns are entering rehab just like me. That's what happens when you start 0-4.

Julie Chen: I guess so Josh. Thanks for coming on this season Cleveland. Also the Denver Broncos are the only unbeaten AFC team after week 4. The Denver Broncos have clinched the top AFC seed in the NFL Big Brother Playoffs as a reward.

We returned to NFL Big Brother. Tom Brady visited a religious museum during the final day of his suspension. Tom Brady stumbled upon a photo of someone looking just like him being Jesus.

Tom Brady: Why is my face on Jesus? Am I Jesus?

A random person called Tom Brady. It was Head Coach Bill Belichick.

Tom Brady: I found my face on Jesus. Can you explain Coach Belichick?

Bill Belichick: Yes, you're Jesus and I'm god. Roger Goodell is the Anti-Christ.

Someone on the Buffalo Bills grabbed Bill Belichick's phone. They had some choice words for Tom Brady after the Bills 16-0 victory over the Patriots.

Rex Ryan: You're not Jesus, Belichick is not God, Goodell is not the Anti-Christ, the Vikings don't play in Noah's Ark, and I'm not Moses.

Bill Belichick: Shut up Moses. You're fluke win over the Patriots never would have occurred if I had Brady as my quarterback. Brady got suspended, Garoppolo got injured, Brissett got injured, Tom Cruise tore his ACL jumping on a couch after being named the starter, and Shane Falco went 1/16 with 16 passing yards, 0 passing touchdowns, and 7 interceptions. We were lucky we only lost 16-0.

Bill Belichick wondered where Liam Niasson was. He was out confronting Larry Fitzgerald.

Liam Neeson: Larry, the Cardinals are 1-3 and you need all the friends you can get at this point. I can introduce you to an alliance and if you do what they want you will remain safe.

Larry Fitzgerald: I am nominating the Buffalo Bills and Los Angeles Rams in week 5. At this point, it's about getting the Arizona Cardinals as far into the game as possible.

Liam Neeson: I'm pretty sure, we can live with that. I'll talk with your campaign manager Tom Brady later this week.

Larry Fitzgerald: Cool. I cannot wait.

Harambe wasn't sure who the second team he would nominate would be yet. When he heard the Lion King was filming a Live Action remake, he wanted to try out for the role of Rafiki in the Live Action remake of teh Lion King. Harambe headed down to Disney to read his lines. Peyton Manning coached him on the flight down before arriving at Disney Studios.

Jon Favreau: Next up trying out for Rafiki the Baboon, Harambe the Gorilla.

Harambe: Simba my child. You hope to be ape. You not ape that follow Ceasar or Koba. You ape that follow Mufasa.

Jon Favreau: That was the worst audition ever. You cannot act.

Peyton Manning: Don't worry Harambe. You may not get to be Rafiki, but I got you a role in another movie.

Harambe: Thanks Peyton, we have to get back to the HOH. Trevor Siemian got injured and the rookie Paxton Lynch wants to talk with us.

Peyton Manning: Cool. That should be fun. Who will be your second nominee.

Harambe: I know which AFC team I'll pick to nominate against the Ravens. You should speak with Paxton Lynch though.

Peyton Manning and Harambe headed back to NFL Big Brother. Peyton finally showed up to speak with Denver's rookie.

Paxton Lynch: Hey Peyton, did you see me kick Jameis Winston's ass in relief of Trevor Siemian?

Peyton Manning: You had a good game against Tampa Bay. Put on a Denver uniform. You look like a bigger turd than Goofy on the Disney Channel in that Memphis outfit.

Paxton Lynch: That's not a very nice thing to say.

Peyton Manning: I'm not the nicest person. I am the most realest person.

Julie Chen called the NFL teams to eviction room. It was time for the Patriots to nominate a second team to replace Seattle before teams voted to evict this weeks team.

Julie Chen: House Guests its time for the eviction ceremony. Oakland you defeated Baltimore in the Power Of Veto game.

Derek Carr: We choose to take Oakalnd off the block. Harambe must nominate someone else.

Julie Chen: Harmabe will nominate someone else. The Baltimore Ravens and that team will be put up for eviction.

Harambe: The second team we are nominating for eviction is the Kansas City Chiefs. You can either vote to evict the Baltimore Ravens or the Kansas City Chiefs.

Julie Chen: Alright House Guests. I'll go tally the votes. Once the decision is final the evicted team will have a few minutes to pack their belongings and leave.

By a total of 22 votes to 0. The Baltimore Ravens have been evicted from the game. We are now officially down to 24 teams with 11 AFC teams and 13 NFC teams still in the game. Only 8 AFC and 8 NFC teams will make the NFL Big Brother Playoffs and the Denver Broncos are the only team with the #1 overall seed in the AFC secured.

Joe Flacco: I cannot believe a freaking Gorilla evicted us from the game. At least the Ravens got a little further this year on NFL Big Brother.

Next time on NFL Big Brother. Arizona becomes the HOH. Can the Vikings or Eagles secure the top seed in the NFC for the NFL Big Brother Playoffs? Tom Brady and Liam Niasson meet up. Goodell has to prepare Oakland and Dallas to carry things out until the end. Someone tries to turn Trevor Siemian into a goat. Also what film did Peyton Manning get Harambe to star in. Find out next time on NFL Big Brother.